If you haven't seen this video before....how are you even on the internet.
I'm not here to talk about how stupid this music video is or slam this poor 13 year-old girl. Honestly, I'm glad youtube didn't exist when I was younger because I would probably be known for something like this. I just want to throw in my two cents in saying that this is so funny because modern pop music is completely laughable. Unintelligible Lyrics. Poor grammar (see T-Pain's "Buy You a Drank," or "The Way I Are" by Timbaland. Or you know, don't.) Kids that are famous before they can even drive (how did this girl get a convertible at 13?). A token black guy rapping nonsense. Auto-tune.
In all honesty, it upsets me. How did we get here? I don't get it. Why is most popular music so awful? In my version of a perfect world, we know Femme Fatale as the Velvet Underground song, not Britney Spears' new album.Taylor Swift doesn't exist, or atleast doesn't win grammys for being an off-key cliche. All I know is that my kids are going to grow up listening to Buddy Holly, not Justin Bieber.
Yes, I do have strong opinions.