Saturday, March 26, 2011


I hate trying to explain to people where I'm from or where I consider "home." Why can't we all just be from planet earth?

Tuesday, March 22, 2011


I like to listening to music in French because i have no idea what it means, so i just imagine that the lyrics are really charming and witty. How can you not when she's this cute?

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Fried Eggs

If you haven't seen this video are you even on the internet.

I'm not here to talk about how stupid this music video is or slam this poor 13 year-old girl. Honestly, I'm glad youtube didn't exist when I was younger because I would probably be known for something like this. I just want to throw in my two cents in saying that this is so funny because modern pop music is completely laughable. Unintelligible Lyrics. Poor grammar (see T-Pain's "Buy You a Drank," or "The Way I Are" by Timbaland. Or you know, don't.) Kids that are famous before they can even drive (how did this girl get a convertible at 13?). A token black guy rapping nonsense. Auto-tune.

In all honesty, it upsets me. How did we get here? I don't get it. Why is most popular music so awful? In my version of a perfect world, we know Femme Fatale as the Velvet Underground song, not Britney Spears' new album.Taylor Swift doesn't exist, or atleast doesn't win grammys for being an off-key cliche. All I know is that my kids are going to grow up listening to Buddy Holly, not Justin Bieber. 
Yes, I do have strong opinions.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Did you know that eggs expire? I found that out today when i realized my eggs said best by December 23. 

Monday, March 14, 2011

I Recommend:

Papercuts-Do What You Will

The Velvet Underground-Sunday Morning

Local Natives-Airplanes

The Flaming Lips-Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots pt.1

Miniature Tigers-Bullfighter Jacket

The Shangri-Las-Give Him a Great Big Kiss

Here We Go Magic-Collector

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Dr. Jules Hilbert: Hell Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.
Harold Crick: What is wrong with you? Hey, I don't want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led...and, of course, the quality of the pancakes. 

pancakes. definitely pancakes.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Wednesday one of my professors said I was "very clever." Thursday another professor called me a genius. Friday I am wondering why everyone who has a PhD has no idea what they're talking about.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

do you ever go the entire day without realizing that you have maple syrup on your face?
me neither.

p.s. mmmyeaaaah.